(Source: anditlingers, via juliasegal)
exams
FML
(Source: erinlouisegannon)
I want to eat this Filipino baby at coles.
I am so socially retarded I made a friend on the last class ever. good one.
invention
Someone needs to open a bar named “The Gym”. That way i will be there everyday
theory
Dinosaurs didn’t have sex. That’s why they are extinct.
If a girl bangs 10 guys she’s a slut. If a guy does that he’s gay. Yep definitely gay.
imagine being a shy, friendless, 28-yr-old dwarf in tokyo that’s never kissed a girl feeling immense self-pity the day after hiroshima. shit sucks dude.
