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Mar 28, 2013

November 2012

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Nov 27, 2012194,971 notes
If you have to say "all lower case" when giving out your email address, maybe emailing isn't for you.
Nov 26, 2012
Bank Balance: $0.20

fuck

Nov 14, 2012

October 2012

5 posts

Oct 29, 201246 notes
I wish alcohol companies would stop telling me to drink responsibly, I'm not going to.
Oct 28, 2012
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Oct 22, 2012121 notes
Oct 21, 20122 notes

September 2012

5 posts

Sep 28, 201265,633 notes
My farts are so silent they make ninjas cry
Sep 28, 2012

Having a Call Of Duty party, if you guys were wondering how much pussy I’m getting.

Sep 7, 2012
My Doctor told me I had to stop doing cocaine.

He said it was his turn to do a line.

Sep 6, 2012

runfromreality-:

Went into the gym, clear skies.

Went out of the gym, MISSED NOAH’S ARK.

Sep 6, 20123 notes

August 2012

9 posts

I propose a minute of silence for all the alcohol that gets spilled.
Aug 12, 20121 note
  • me sexting: i took the backstrap off my crocs
Aug 11, 201225,881 notes
Aug 10, 2012
Aug 9, 2012

jokeinajokeshop:

today a man on the bus genuinely used the phrase “i dont like lemons as anymore than a family member or acquaintance, you fat fuck” whilst on the phone to someone

Aug 9, 20124 notes
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